12 Celebrities Who Totally Failed In Their Cheating

People decide to cheat on their spouses all the time and sometimes the people they choose aren’t the best looking creatures on the planet. When celebrities cheat you would expect them to shoot a little higher than these 12 guys did. Some of the bruisers they cheated with will seriously shock you.


1. Gordon Ramsay.

Gordon Ramsay cheated on wife of 12 years Tana with professional mistress Sarah Symonds who is nothing on Mrs. Ramsay.


2. Robert Lange.

Robert Lange cheated on his much better looking wife Shania Twain with Marie Ann Thiabaud who was also Shania’s best friend – now that’s cold.


3. Eddie Murphy.

Eddie Murphy cheated on his impossibly beautiful wife Nicole Mitchell with a transvestite prostitute called “Shalomar” – he might have gotten more of a woman than he bargained for there.

4. Prince Charles.

Princess Diana discovered that Prince Charles was cheating on her with Camilla Parker Bowles on their honeymoon – they don’t call him the Prince of Wales for nothing.


5. Ethan Hawke.

If you are going to cheat on your wife, make sure you don’t do it with a less good looking version of your own wife. Ethan Hawke cheated on the amazing Uma Thurman with Ryan Shawhughes who was the family nanny but has now moved up in the world as Hawke’s wife.


6. Jesse James.

Love rat Jesse James cheated on his successful and beautiful wife Sandra Bullock with the exceptionally dirty looking Michelle “Bombshell” McGee. The revelations came not long after Bullock gave a heartfelt Oscar acceptance speech that was all about how incredible James was…awkard.

7. Jude Law.

Jude Law failed at life when he cheated on the stunningly beautiful and talented Sienna Miller with the couple’s nanny. Apparently he loves the girl next door look.


8. Ryan Phillippe.

Ryan Phillippe probably lived in his wife’s shadow for a little bit too long, cheating on America’s sweetheart and Oscar winning actress Reese Witherspoon with lesser known actress Abbie Cornish. She was in Suckerpunch for god’s sake.


9. Tony Parker.

Oh what a tangled web Tony Parker weaved. He cheated on his gorgeous wife Eva Mendez with his teammate Brent Barry’s wife. If you’re going to cheat on your gorgeous wife and break the ultimate bro-code of all bro-codes you might want to choose a better looking lady.

10. Tiger Woods.

Tiger Woods cheated on his beautiful Swedish wife Elin with pretty much every woman he could get his dirty little hands on. If you have aspirations of being the girlfriend of Tiger Woods make sure you know that no matter what he says, you are in an open relationship and you should probably never touch the golfer without a hazmat suit.


11. Hugh Grant.

Hugh Grant ruined a 13 year marriage to the incredible Elizabeth Hurley with a prostitute named Divine who was anything but.


12. Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Arnie must have had a serious case of beergogglitis when he slept with the real life inspiration for the Family Guy maid instead of his incredibly gorgeous wife Maria Shriver.